2 hours ago, 109 notes, via lysnk2, from fyeahtobyturnermeme
  • Toby: hey i just met you
  • Toby: and this is crazy
  • Toby: but HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
  • Toby: so call me maybe



3 hours ago, 35 notes, via myrnin, from myrnin

this part’s intense and emotional… as long as you don’t understand it

this part’s intense and emotional… as long as you don’t understand it

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16 hours ago, 2 notes

I always say I’m going to do some proper gif sets and get this blog back on track from  the previous night’s drunken babble and seemingly random reblogs.

And then all I wind up making is a new sidebar gif.

I’m procrastinating my procrastination.




1 day ago, 407 notes, via wetbiscuitmcglee, from theswintons

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1 day ago, 6 notes

Reasons To Follow This Blog:

  • Craig Ferguson
  • Drunken babble
  • Occasional smutty fluff
  • Morbid curiosity
  • Pity
  • As motivation to not be an alcoholic fuck-up

Reasons NOT To Follow This Blog:

  • Everything else



1 day ago, 2 notes
ninjastache: skjdffasldjfklskdjf You like Craig Ferguson AND Toby Turner? automatic follow.

Oh, welcome, darling.




1 day ago, 11 notes



1 day ago, 8 notes
Anonymous: I followed you for Ferguson, not some stupid YouTube kid. I thought you had better standards than that.

Oh, sorry, I was unaware that I was not allowed to post more than one thing! How silly of me to think I could express myself as a human being with varying interests!

Seriously, yes, this is primarily a CraigyFerg appreciation station, and it always will be. But yeah, I’ve kinda fallen a little in love with Toby Turner and I’ll fucking post him if I so please. You may call him a “stupid YouTube kid”, but I call him adorable, creative, and resourceful. So you go ahead and judge that darling, ridiculous, cat-eared dork parade all you like and LOOK at all the fucks I give. I have ZERO patience for hateful anons. If you’re going to unfollow me for something so frivolous, then good goddamn riddance to you.







wetbiscuitmcglee:

Should I be concerned or impressed at the speed we liked that?

Both, basically.

wetbiscuitmcglee:

Should I be concerned or impressed at the speed we liked that?

Both, basically.




1 day ago, 5 notes
Amused that a drunk person is giffing another drunk person.

DRUNKCEPTION




1 day ago, 2 notes
GET OFF MY SCREEN, ELF CHILD.


1 day ago, 31,545 notes, via ohno789, from ohno789

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!