January 2012
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Whatever foul deeds people may have done to you in...
landinggearup: Hell with them. The best revenge is a successful future. Gather your shit together, keep what makes you successful and purge the dead weight holding you back. Move forward and don’t look back.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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I am quite drunk...
queenofcapaldia: I think my laptop should be equipped with a breathalyzer like some cars have when their owners are repeat DUI offenders….
Jan 1st
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conanandandyslovechild asked: oh god your sidebar gif *flails* *dies*
Jan 1st
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Staying in tonight. I wouldn't touch a bar with a...
I’ll be spending my evening right here, eating Häagen-Dazs Java Chip and drinking. I can get perfectly drunk in the comfort of my own home without my urge to kill skyrocketing in the presence of dumbass trashed people in public. New Year’s Eve is one of those occasions where people who don’t often drink seem to try to make up for it in one night. And fuck that noise. I’m a...
Jan 1st
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Can somebody please make a GIF or direct to me to...
Will that do?
Jan 1st
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wetbiscuitmcglee asked: Two things. 1)Have you still not gotten your package? and 2)What the FUCK is this new gif on your page and why is there no warning page? Sweet shit.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Professor Butterscotch
theinquietude: fuckyeahstevejonandstephen: Professor Butterscotch (aka Sansa) is still available for adoption!  She was rescued from a Brooklyn backyard 7 weeks ago, and I can’t believe no one’s snatched her up after her stint with Jon.  If anyone’s interested, please e-mail me! (Submitted by Kathryn: kathryn@theamericanstreetcat.org) SOMEONE ADOPT THIS CAT. Oh my, if I didn’t...
Dec 30th
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WHY ARE QUALITY BLOGS FOLLOWING ME?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Dec 30th
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aginghipsterking-deactivated201 asked: ... I like that...
Dec 30th
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aginghipsterking-deactivated201 asked: *peers over* What's this about sex?
Dec 30th
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conanandandyslovechild asked: SEX.
Dec 30th
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GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, TUMBLR. I'M TRYING TO...
I thought I’d try to make it easier for folk new to my blog to find my .gifs and whatnot, but apparently Tumblr has other plans. TO SUCK. *shakes fist*
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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 gingerrlocks said: which brings us back to my argument for him being a hufflepuff, that he _uses intellect to reach a goal, it’s not an end on its own. in this case to change things for what he believes is the better - a gryffindor trait, i think. Good points! I think all four late-night hosts carry traits of all four houses. It was just a matter of which elements seem strongest in each of them....
Dec 29th
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gingerrlocks asked: interesting. to me the quote you picked for jon is very much a gryffindor quote. do something worthwhile, something good, something that would move things forward.
Dec 29th
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 landinggearup said: I go by a rule. Take a quarter of your age on either side and that’s your creep zone. For me, 31, it’s safe to stay within 24-38 range. Do I? I tend to shrink the range down to 5 years either way, which is merely elementary anyway since I never date so whatever. I don’t date either. Dating sucks. I was talking merely in terms of flirting and sexual intent. I have dated...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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mistressannie replied to your post: Hm. I wonder… As long as he’s a grown up and not some teenager in the middle of puberty, fuck age. A couple I know is 8 yrs apart and she’s the older one. So what? Oh, definitely. I tend to draw the absolute line at about twenty years old, around ten years my junior. I, myself, am 29, which in all actuality is still quite young. My hesitations are the...
Dec 28th
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Hm. I wonder...
Someone please tell me that it’s wildly inappropriate for a damn-near-30-year-old woman to flirt with boys five-to-ten years her junior. I mean…it is, right? RIGHT? Or IS it? Is that just outdated “society” talking? Like, who am I to judge when I consider it perfectly acceptable for men ten-to-twenty years my senior to flirt with me? (This extends to certain...
Dec 28th
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starvedstar asked: That's a load of crap. Your blog is my standard of quality. I like the new theme too.
Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: WARM SOMEONE WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR THEME PICTURE THING FUUUUUU- NOT FAIR. EVIL. EVIL.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I am interrupting your blogging to give you this...
Sid…?
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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ludetwodudeswithfood asked: now I have to go write a craig ferguson fic- I love you because I don't know of a single other person on here who writes porn involving craig
Dec 28th
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I honestly don’t know. There have been so many. The only thing that’s coming (pun completely intended) to mind is a scenario that’s been running through my head a lot lately… It’s not terribly involved; it’s just Craig Ferguson wearing a pinstriped suit, collar unbuttoned, tie draped around his neck. I’m lying back on his desk and he’s on his...
Dec 28th
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