October 2011
6 tags
Oct 1st
33 notes
2 tags
So when Craig's not doing Michael Caine or Sid,...
I approve of this. Quite highly. For reasons. Also, he just said “holy buckets” and I may or may not have audibly squeaked. I am a ridiculous human being. 
Oct 1st
8 notes
3 tags
"Shuffling closer and closer...to orgasm."
Oh, he knows.
Oct 1st
9 notes
7 tags
Oct 1st
225 notes
5 tags
Oct 1st
803 notes
1 tag
Oct 1st
4,629 notes
September 2011
2 tags
HEY GUYS. You can STOP REBLOGGING that scary-ass...
Really. Any time.
Sep 30th
3 notes
4 tags
Rain and rustle of leaves, that chill in the air.
Welcome back, Fall. ♥
Sep 30th
1 note
5 tags
Sep 30th
16,192 notes
5 tags
"I AM almost there."
I. Ffff. I can’t. I CAN’T. *cough* Ladies and…more ladies…I gotta go.
Sep 30th
4 notes
4 tags
"If you liked it, then you should've put whipped...
Oh, sugar.
Sep 30th
9 notes
jessthecoconut asked: 1, 5, 13, and 10.
Sep 30th
1 note
2 tags
starkky asked: I cannot believe I was not following you :O *your blog is epic*
Sep 30th
6 tags
Ask me stuff?
barbarienne: falseutopia: 1. Three things I want to say to three different people. 2. One of my insecurities. 3. What turns me on. 4. One of my bad habits. 5. Who I wish I could be. 6. Where I want to be right now. 7. The last thing I ate. 8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately. 9. What song I’m currently listening to. 10. The last time I cried and why. 11. Something I’m excited...
Sep 30th
76,220 notes
6 tags
Sep 29th
171 notes
4 tags
Oh god. Craig Ferguson covered in cake frosting?
Sep 29th
8 notes
1 tag
Sep 29th
11 notes
10 tags
Sep 29th
202 notes
4 tags
Sep 29th
52 notes
2 tags
cowgirltits asked: Can I just reblog your entire blog? Everything on it is asdklfjadslfhasd!
Sep 28th
1 note
4 tags
Sep 28th
13 notes
7 tags
Sep 28th
60 notes
6 tags
Sep 28th
60 notes
4 tags
Sep 28th
211 notes
6 tags
Pretty sure that tie he's wearing is the same tie...
BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE I’M GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT.
Sep 28th
10 notes
3 tags
dianalourdes asked: Do you have any piercings/tattoos? Do you want to have any piercings or tattoos?
Sep 28th
2 notes
3 tags
Fucking. Did. Did Craig just say he WRITES smut?...
I’m officially drunk, guys. I’m absolutely willing to concede that I may just be hearing what I want to hear. And he may have just been talking shit because he’s speaking with the great Smut Queen Jackie Collins.  But. Now I can’t stop thinking about it.  Mmph.
Sep 28th
7 notes
9 tags
Sep 28th
1,273 notes
5 tags
Sep 28th
17 notes
9 tags
Sep 28th
3 notes
9 tags
Sep 28th
53 notes
4 tags
SARA IS ON CONAN!!
laurelswhatever: saraconcoco: blueharp: Holy Shit SARA!!! NO FUCKING STREAM!    ^_^ It makes me feel so warm and fuzzy to know that all my Coconuts are as excited about this as I am! WOOHOO, A WENCH IS A KNOWN ENTITY! AND HE SAID HER NAME FIRST!   Now, aren’t you glad we all nagged and harassed and pestered and pushed you to make that video? ♥
Sep 27th
11 notes
7 tags
Sep 27th
271 notes
3 tags
Oh my god, it's like the Sideshow Bob rake gag.
Sep 27th
1 note
8 tags
I giggle uncontrollably when I can hear Craig...
… I am almost thirty years old.
Sep 27th
2 tags
Sep 27th
52,836 notes
6 tags
Sep 27th
1 note
6 tags
Sep 27th
1 note
10 tags
*gasp* A whole mess of new followers! When did...
Holy buckets, it’s jumped about thirty since I last noticed. The hell have I been? Welcome, my filthy pigeons!
Sep 27th
2 notes
12 tags
Sep 26th
116 notes
7 tags
Sep 26th
7 notes
2 tags
Sep 26th
2,913 notes
7 tags
Sep 26th
40 notes
13 tags
Sep 26th
55,633 notes
5 tags
Sep 26th
12,092 notes
4 tags
Sep 25th
1,042 notes
9 tags
"Yes, I am. Would you like that?"
OH FUCK YOU MATT SMITH. 
Sep 25th
4 notes
4 tags
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF.
roboskellywhovian:
Sep 25th
210,277 notes
7 tags
IT'S DOCTORDAY!
Sep 24th
1 note
4 tags
Sep 24th
39 notes