April 2012
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Apr 1st
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time-travelingbrandythief: If I were funny, I’d go into comedy writing. But it turns out, I’m not. I’m just an asshole.
Apr 1st
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jessthecoconut: cowgirltits: ohhellosugar: jessthecoconut: onelittleglassslipper: #LINSDAY #WHAT IF SOMEONE KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR AND IT WAS BOB SAGET DELIVERING CHICKEN #WE ALL KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO #oh god what even is happening #sara j. you are drunk #this post will self-destruct #OR WILL IT #I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING #HOW WOULD BOB SAGET HAVE SEX WITH A MOOSE THO Very,...
Apr 1st
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jessthecoconut: onelittleglassslipper: #LINSDAY #WHAT IF SOMEONE KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR AND IT WAS BOB SAGET DELIVERING CHICKEN #WE ALL KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO #oh god what even is happening #sara j. you are drunk #this post will self-destruct #OR WILL IT #I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING #HOW WOULD BOB SAGET HAVE SEX WITH A MOOSE THO Very, very, very carefully. DOES THAT MEAN BOB SAGET WOULD BE...
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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WHY
AM I GAINING FOLLOWERS
Mar 30th
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landinggearup-deactivated201205 asked: Regretting moving here and not there. Seriously. Considered OR quite a bit, ypu and another good Tumblr friend live there WE GOTS TO GET US A TELEPORTER. Then we'd be drunk teleporting. I would so send you random objects for no reason. "WTF BRIAN I DON'T NEED 84 BAGS OF PRETZELS"
Mar 30th
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"This is wrong. This is wrong. I'm so excited. But...
AND THEN THE SOUND HE MAKES AND BEFORE THAT THE WHOLE “It’s like looking at the Universe naked.” AND THAT SOUND HE MAKES FUCK ME SHELDON STOP EXCEPT DON’T OH GOD DON’T
Mar 30th
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Reblog if you have the best followers ever
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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WatchWatch
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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onelittleglassslipper: did I just read a story that was all sexual tension buildup and no sex?
Mar 29th
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laurelswhatever asked: I DON'T REGRET MISSING YOU. If you can't drink vodka or whiskey, what's the next best thing?
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Anonymous asked: So, been meaning to ask.. What is it about Bob Saget? Is it just the way he looks, his personality, or all of the above? lol
Mar 29th
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It's Vodka O'Clock. Come to me, jungle friends. →
Mar 29th
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noblette asked: if i were to go over to you let's say tomorrow with the intention of having a movie marathon, what would we watch?
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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teelaeves asked: I just find it funny that you'll openly talk about Saget, but when it comes to Colby you'll quiet down. Considering that some people believe the two look a lot alike. EMBRACE THE COLBY LOVE.
Mar 28th
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tardishobo replied to your post: I’m sorry really but I had to unfollow you. The Bob Saget thing is just too weird. Sorryy. wait lol what bob saget thing I can only assume it’s the whole, “I’d climb Bob Saget like a rope in gym class” thing I’ve got going on. Which, honestly, if you have a problem with THAT, then why are you even here at all, ever? Never said I...
Mar 28th
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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry really but I had to unfollow you. The Bob Saget thing is just too weird. Sorryy.
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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It's 7:30 PM. Do you know where YOUR vodka is?
Mar 28th
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Oh christ on a cracker.
So within the next two months, my wifey, Lesa, and I are going to see: 1* CraigyFerg again JHSGDJHGfdjhnfgb 2* Greg Proops, during a taping of his FUCKING PODCAST AND THEN NO AND THEN 3* Greg Proops doing motherfucking stand-up goddamn comedy Not to mention that we’re pretty much going to be running around Portland and Seattle, raising our own personal brand of hell and being awesome. ...
Mar 27th
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Anonymous asked: I'm not sure what the fact that I enjoyed that video says about me, but I like it. Thank you for the explanation by the way. =)
Mar 27th
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cowgirltits replied to your post: What IS a filthy pigeon? I’ve been meaning to ask for a while. I follow you because I think you make really great gifs and such, btw. Your comment on the video is priceless. #stalker stalk WHAT THAT WASN’T ME I DON’T LEAVE FILTHY COMMENTS ON CRAIGYFERG VIDEOS
Mar 27th
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teelaeves asked: as a member of The Nation, I request to be known as a filthy EAGLE. Therefore we still have the bird reference, yes?
Mar 27th
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Anonymous asked: What IS a filthy pigeon? I've been meaning to ask for a while. I follow you because I think you make really great gifs and such, btw.
Mar 27th
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Anonymous asked: I am not a filthy pigeon :C
Mar 27th
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Everyone on Facebox has jumped ship. Pansies. Talk... →
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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cowgirltits asked: I find you sexy in a "get in my pants" way.
Mar 24th
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TENNANT IN GLASSES AND PINSTRIPES UGH GET THE FUCK...
Mar 24th
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marvelousmatt asked: Is it wrong to take pleasure in hearing Craig say "Don't touch the sack till you've earned it."
Mar 24th
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wetbiscuitmcglee replied to your post: Iceland is in the North Atlantic. It’s capital city is Reykjavic. On a scale of 1 to David Hasselhoff, how drunk are you? You are a professional. I love you, I’m proud of you, you’re going to go on to do great things with your talent. A*) That makes me think of that OTHER Craig; Kilby, the snarky motherfucker who did TLLS before our darling CraigyFerg....
Mar 24th
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