Regretting moving here and not there. Seriously. Considered OR quite a bit, ypu and another good Tumblr friend live there WE GOTS TO GET US A TELEPORTER. Then we'd be drunk teleporting. I would so send you random objects for no reason. "WTF BRIAN I DON'T NEED 84 BAGS OF PRETZELS"
THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE WRONG, MY FRIEND.
I would be thrilled to receive 84 bags of pretzels. You underestimate my love for pretzels.
So, been meaning to ask.. What is it about Bob Saget? Is it just the way he looks, his personality, or all of the above? lol
All of the above.
Seriously. It’s not really something I’ve ever been compelled to explain, to be honest. The fact that I grew up watching Full House as it aired, then discovered as an adult that Danny Tanner ain’t fuckin’ Danny Tanner and LOVED IT probably says more about me than even I am fully aware of. But I digress.
I love everything Saget chooses to be. I think he’s hilarious, I love the contrast between his television image and the reality of who he is as a comedian, and yes, I think he’s damned physically attractive as well. How I managed to hold back from storming the stage when I saw him live in Portland, a mere second-table-back from said stage, is a goddamn miracle. Tact. I guess I possess it.
I just find it funny that you'll openly talk about Saget, but when it comes to Colby you'll quiet down. Considering that some people believe the two look a lot alike. EMBRACE THE COLBY LOVE.
Oh, girl. GIRL. I was the first to call him Colby, you know. Some ten or twelve or so years back, yeah? I completely embrace the Colby love. A woman doesn’t just pull terms of endearment like that out of her ass.
I don’t know what that means. No, I will completely and absolutely admit to my mad, mad lust/love for Stephen. The reason I don’t talk about it much is because whenever I talk about Stephen Colbert, it all too quickly dissolves into horrendous schmaltz, and nobody needs to see that shit, really. So it has nothing to do with denial. I love and lust after that man with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. Signed, sealed, and delivered. For the record.
As far as a resemblance between Saget and Stephen; RIGHT, though? It’s like some “brothers from another mother” shit going on. It’s like there are two of them. And…I can’t even tell you what I’m thinking right now.
I can only assume it’s the whole, “I’d climb Bob Saget like a rope in gym class” thing I’ve got going on. Which, honestly, if you have a problem with THAT, then why are you even here at all, ever? Never said I wasn’t creepy, y’all. In fact, it’s kind of my calling card.
as a member of The Nation, I request to be known as a filthy EAGLE. Therefore we still have the bird reference, yes?
Hm. Not quite the same thing. However, I am also a (long-standing) member of The Nation, and my debilitating lust for Colby (SHUT UP WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT) pretty much requires me to acquiesce to your request.
What IS a filthy pigeon? I've been meaning to ask for a while. I follow you because I think you make really great gifs and such, btw.
Well, first off, thank you!
Secondly, we filthy pigeons are the lustful fangirl (and fanboy, on occasion) contingent of the RSA. The RSA, Robot Skeleton Army, being the CraigyFerg fandom as a whole. I suppose I sort of began the whole “filthy pigeon” thing, having latched onto the phrase and used it to describe myself and my fellow filthy fans. That combined with the fact that I am both your creepy neighborhood Craigy-porn dealer and pretty much too old for this shit, to be honest, is why I am called Mama Pigeon.
Something like that.
The phrase “filthy pigeon” comes from Craigy himself, though, of course. Exhibit A.
You are a professional. I love you, I’m proud of you, you’re going to go on to do great things with your talent.
A*) That makes me think of that OTHER Craig; Kilby, the snarky motherfucker who did TLLS before our darling CraigyFerg. “Love you, proud of you.” Ugh, I DO miss him, fucking haters to left. #sara j. is old
B*) Also, psh, fuck you, Ashley, come to California. Or IN California.