Too old for this shit.
One-track mind.
Wrong in all the right ways.
Mama Pigeon.
Captain of the Innuendo Squad.
Living after midnight.
Ridiculous human being.
Ain't bovvered.
“Stop ‘liking’ your own posts. When you ‘like’ your own post, it’s like giving yourself a high five. And in real life, when you give yourself a high five it looks sort of like this… It’s not good.”