screamingcrawfish:

burnie burns is so fucking hot god damn




bobbymoynihans:

Life’s too short to worry about having matching socks


#fact


5 months ago, 3 notes

Sara J. is NOT here to help

just in case any of you forgot




8 months ago, 33 notes, via joelbyeman, from joelbyeman

joelbyeman:

Quoth the raven, “Bitches ain’t shit.”


#fact


fireworksinafield:

I mean honestly though

so many comments on the GTA LPs are like “omg Gavin’s fucking up on purpose omg so anNOYing!!!!111!”

and like

I don’t want to watch people being awesome at video games, do you know how boring that is

FUCK EVERYTHING UP CRASH INTO BUILDINGS RUN EACH OTHER OVER ALL LET’S GET THIS PARTY GOING

YES EXACTLY WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME STRAIGHT LIKE COME ON LIVE A LITTLE GODDAMMIT




8 months ago, 86 notes, via joelbyeman, from joelbyeman

joelbyeman:

I really want to be awesome at video games but at the same time being fucking terrible at games makes the whole experience like 9872% better especially when you play with friends




8 months ago, 10 notes

i’m-a gonna go to hell when i die




8 months ago, 408 notes, via permyufrost, from chaoticdumbasss

cabooooseeeee:

The thing about Dan Gruchy is sometimes he looks like a cuddly teddy bear and other times he looks like a sex god ready to fuck you hard against a wall and I have a hard time dealing with that.

(Source: chaoticdumbasss)




9 months ago, 2,504 notes, via joelbyeman, from joelbyeman

joelbyeman:

in which Joel’s brain is given a voice




10 months ago, 684 notes, via wtf-blanket, from wtf-blanket





grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other


#fact


11 months ago, 5,782 notes, via egberts, from egberts

egberts:

theres a big difference between saying damn and DAAAMN


#fact


1 year ago, 284,665 notes, via joelbyeman, from komuroh

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

(Source: komuroh)