most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
no wait boys talk to me about boys I’m in the mood to talk about them again
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
the sooner i can drink the better