"Michelle, keep an eye on Joey for me."
THAT RIGHT THERE SUMS IT ALL UP MAN
A FUCKING TODDLER HAS MORE SENSE THAN THAT ASSHOLE DOOFUS
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT IT’S TRUE
Putting the toddler in charge over Joey’s dumb ass.
Good call, Danny. Good call.
Soaking wet, fully clothed.
Aaaaaaand now he’s taking off his tie.
How thrilled I am…
That Jesse no longer has a mullet.
From the bottom of my pants.
PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE PEANUTS
WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DRESS HIM LIKE JOEY
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
Seriously laughing hysterically at this fucking show right now because if I don’t, I’ll punch my laptop screen until it bleeds liquid crystal all over the goddamn place.
"I’m gonna go take a shower. And I’ll be thinking about you."
That’s not even the half of it. This episode is just loaded.
If you know what I mean.
…There really is no wonder I turned out the way I am.
It downgrades from WHAT EVEN ARE THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING AND YOU’RE SO HOLY GODDAMN OBNOXIOUS UGH JUST GET OUT BEFORE I STAB YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACE
to JOEY YOU’RE AN ASS SHUT UP AND GO SIT IN THE ALCOVE
Who says alcohol doesn’t spare lives?
He’s so sweet and so adorable, and yet I know that the really real Saget is a filthy motherfucker and I love ALL OF THESE ASPECTS
The little girl in me loves Danny like the dad I didn’t have growing up.
But the adult I am now just wants to throw him up against the dishwasher and shag him into oblivion.
SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS NOT COMPLETELY SICK