“Michelle, keep an eye on Joey for me.”

THAT RIGHT THERE SUMS IT ALL UP MAN

A FUCKING TODDLER HAS MORE SENSE THAN THAT ASSHOLE DOOFUS

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT IT’S TRUE

Putting the toddler in charge over Joey’s dumb ass.

Good call, Danny. Good call.

Soaking wet, fully clothed.

Aaaaaaand now he’s taking off his tie.

*headfuckingdesk*

Stop it

Stop it

I can’t

How thrilled I am…

That Jesse no longer has a mullet.

From the bottom of my pants.

Thrilled.

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE PEANUTS

WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DRESS HIM LIKE JOEY

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

SO

NOT

OKAY

• Sara J.: "A place that starts with 'D' and ends with '-land'". Dannyland? Mmph. I want to ride that ride.
• Lesa: I bet it's a log ride.
• Sara J.: And it'll definitely get you wet.

Seriously laughing hysterically at this fucking show right now because if I don’t, I’ll punch my laptop screen until it bleeds liquid crystal all over the goddamn place.

“I’m gonna go take a shower. And I’ll be thinking about you.”

That’s not even the half of it. This episode is just loaded.

If you know what I mean.

…There really is no wonder I turned out the way I am.

DAMMIT SARA

WATCH HARDER

OUT LOUD.

It downgrades from WHAT EVEN ARE THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING AND YOU’RE SO HOLY GODDAMN OBNOXIOUS UGH JUST GET OUT BEFORE I STAB YOU IN YOUR STUPID DOUCHEFUCK FACE

to JOEY YOU’RE AN ASS SHUT UP AND GO SIT IN THE ALCOVE

Who says alcohol doesn’t spare lives?