1 year ago, 6 notes

"Michelle, keep an eye on Joey for me."

THAT RIGHT THERE SUMS IT ALL UP MAN

A FUCKING TODDLER HAS MORE SENSE THAN THAT ASSHOLE DOOFUS

IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT IT’S TRUE

Putting the toddler in charge over Joey’s dumb ass.

Good call, Danny. Good call.




2 years ago, 4 notes
My pants are in no state for me to watch John Stamos make out with anybody right now.


2 years ago, 3 notes
I approve of a very wet Danny Tanner.

Soaking wet, fully clothed.

Aaaaaaand now he’s taking off his tie.

*headfuckingdesk*




2 years ago, 4 notes
"This morning, I had a little too much coffee. So we’re gonna do it nice…and rough."

Stop it

Stop it

I can’t




2 years ago, 4 notes
I cannot express in words…

How thrilled I am…

That Jesse no longer has a mullet.

From the bottom of my pants.

Thrilled.




2 years ago, 2 notes
JESSE HAS SHORTER HAIR

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE PEANUTS




2 years ago, 0 notes
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS DANNY WEARING A CHEESYFUCK PSEUDO-HAWAIIAN PRINT SHIRT WHAT

WHO DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DRESS HIM LIKE JOEY

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS

SO

NOT

OKAY




2 years ago, 10 notes
  • Sara J.: "A place that starts with 'D' and ends with '-land'". Dannyland? Mmph. I want to ride that ride.
  • Lesa: I bet it's a log ride.
  • Sara J.: And it'll definitely get you wet.



2 years ago, 1 note

Seriously laughing hysterically at this fucking show right now because if I don’t, I’ll punch my laptop screen until it bleeds liquid crystal all over the goddamn place.




2 years ago, 1 note
This episode is like speed bumps of sexual innuendo.

"I’m gonna go take a shower. And I’ll be thinking about you."

That’s not even the half of it. This episode is just loaded.

If you know what I mean.

…There really is no wonder I turned out the way I am.




2 years ago, 2 notes
WHY AM I STILL ON SEASON ONE

DAMMIT SARA

WATCH HARDER




2 years ago, 3 notes
Oh god, something on Full House just made me laugh.

OUT LOUD.

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2 years ago, 3 notes
So it turns out I hate Joey less when I drink.

It downgrades from WHAT EVEN ARE THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING AND YOU’RE SO HOLY GODDAMN OBNOXIOUS UGH JUST GET OUT BEFORE I STAB YOU IN YOUR STUPID FACE

to JOEY YOU’RE AN ASS SHUT UP AND GO SIT IN THE ALCOVE

Who says alcohol doesn’t spare lives?




2 years ago, 5 notes
I just can’t even deal with Danny Tanner, I really can’t.

He’s so sweet and so adorable, and yet I know that the really real Saget is a filthy motherfucker and I love ALL OF THESE ASPECTS

The little girl in me loves Danny like the dad I didn’t have growing up.

But the adult I am now just wants to throw him up against the dishwasher and shag him into oblivion.

SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS NOT COMPLETELY SICK

OH WAIT

IT IS