Anonymous: MFK: Ian from Smosh, Jon Rismonger, Ryan Haywood(yablowme)
Marry Ryan. Become his accomplice. Have lots of adrenaline-fueled post-murder sex. (Or fine, just marry him and bang a lot, sans murder.)
Fuck Risinger because pffff why not, yeah? I mean he’s cute.
Kill Ian because frankly I don’t like Smosh. Nothing personal, I just don’t find their style entertaining.
Anonymous: MFK: Gus dressed up as RTAA Gus , Joel dressed as Wade but talking like Caboose, Geoff dressed as Sam from The Looney Tunes
YOU GUYS ARE ON CRACK
Marry Geoffrey in any form
Fuck Joel in any form
Killing Gus would be essentially killing myself, so fuck that, we’re just gonna drink our asses off and sit around judging everyone because lbr should he and I ever know each other in life that’s exactly what’s going to happen BYEEEE
Anonymous: marry fuck kill. Toby Turner, Matt Smith and Ray's dad.
these are getting weirder and weirder I love it
Marry Matt Smith because then I could hear that lovely voice in person every damn day of my life.
Fuck Toby Turn—OH SHIT HE FOLLOWS THIS BLOG I MEAN UH /cough/ nothing…
SILLY MORTAL YOU CANNOT KILL PAPA BROWNMAN
Anonymous: MFK: Jeremy Clarkson, Burnie Burns and Pewdiepie
well this is a weird one
Marry Felix because I don’t at all have the pants feelings for him but I do adore that boy with every fiber of my bitter little black heart, so like we’d just hang out and watch movies and stuff. And by “stuff” I mean like, eat food and sleep. So basically we’d be cats with a Netflix subscription.
Fuck Burnie because I’ll tell you what, I’ll tell you what, in addition to being a wonderful person whom I love to pieces, that man can GET IT
Kill Jeremy because, as I’ve previously stated, he and I are too much alike and if we knew each other in life, I’m pretty sure we’d end up killing each other eventually.
Anonymous: MFK: JJ, Jon and Ray
Marry JJ because I don’t think we’d ever run out of stuff to talk about or scripts to write or films to make (not that kind of films, you pervs)
Fuck Ray because fuck Ray but also fuck Ray, you see what I’m sayin’
Kill Risinger because maybe then I can absorb his power (and by “power” I mean talent, man I wish I had some talent)
Anonymous: MFK: Adam, Joel,Burnie
this one is actually pretty easy
Marry Burnie, because he’s a compassionate, kind, wonderful person who cares so much about things and the people in his life, and he’s so intelligent and articulate, I just want to have conversations with him about anything at all, and yet he’s still this big goofy overgrown kid, just Burnie is the best, I absolutely adore Burnie. Everyone should.
Fuck Joel, because goddamn. Goddamn. I mean, you’ve all read my tags, I’m sure I don’t have to get into it. [insert predictable line about how he can get into me though]
I don’t want to kill Adam. I refuse. Can the K in this case be a kiss on the cheek? Yes. Yes, it can.
Anonymous: Marry, fuck, kill. Jeremy Clarkson, James May, RIchard Hammond.
pffffhahaha, now there’s something you don’t see every day
fuck Hamster, because lbr he really is a total cutiepie and I may or may not have had a bit of a crush on him at one point
marry James, because he’s the most low-maintenance of the three, like I imagine living with James would be like living with a very large, somewhat mildly cranky but overall easy-going cat
kill Clarkson, because even though he is my favorite of the three, he and I are too much alike and I’m certain that if we knew each other in life, we’d probably end up killing each other eventually
Anonymous: When I first started watching the podcast, Gus scared me. Well, I guess I was more intimidated by him. But now he's one of my favorites at the company. He really deserves more attention.
FUCKING RIGHT HE DOES
I just, I love Gus so much. SO much. I can totally get why people find him intimidating and/or off-putting because he is clever and confident and ragey and outspoken, but those are exactly the reasons why I love him so hard. he’s ALMOST my favorite of all RT folk (that title goes to Geoffrey, for the record, but it’s a very close race). basically I 110% adore Gus, he’s a man after my own bitter little black heart (and my liver), and my feeling is if you don’t like Gus Sorola then get the fuck out of my face.
Anonymous: While Ray is setting down a tray of delicious looking food, you notice he left the door wide open. This is your chance. You run, your heart thumping over the soles of your shoes on the concrete. You're so close. Then you feel a pain. He stabbed you. You feel woozy, and then fall to the ground "Don't make this hard for yourself", Ray puts the blade away "I like that you're fiesty but I don't want you escaping." He smiles so charmingly. "Let me go." "No. I like you, I'm never going to let you go."
Anonymous: I don't know if this is a PsychoTeeth stuff, but I really like to imagine Ryan as a "Dexter-type" of killer, calm, cool, everything is planned perfectly and he is working together with the raging killer, Michael who usually listens to Ryan, because he is the mind. (And Gavin is the stupid/brainiac [it depends on his day] cop who tries to get them)
you have my attention
I love the idea of Ryan as a Dexter-like killer; that’s absolutely how I see him in the AU. A little Dexter Morgan, a little Hannibal Lecter…charming, brilliant, and utterly insane. Working with Michael, who’s prone to intense bursts of spontaneous violent rage but has learned through Ryan how to focus it (which doesn’t always happen, but hey) and how to clean up the mess.
I’d throw Geoffrey in there as one of the cops (I just can’t see him as a killer), like probably the military vet-turned-chief of police heading up the investigation. Unfortunately for him, his detective team happens to be Gav, (and of course) Burnie, and Joel, so things are slow going until two new transfers, Lindsay and Ray, join the force. (I usually have Ray on the psycho side of PsychoTeeth, but let’s say not this time in this particular version of the AU.) That’s when shit starts getting done and they begin to close in on the killers. (Imagine Lindsay’s shock when she discovers that one of them is her own husband. What will she do?)
Anonymous: I just clicked on your blog and the fireworks make me so happy thank you for that
welcome; you are not the first to tell me this and I suspect you won’t be the last
they make me happy, too
Anonymous: Is JJ Latino?
Anonymous: Marry, Fuck , Kill: Team lads.
For some reason I get this question at random from time to time, and my answer never changes:
Fuck Ray, Marry Michael, Kill Gav. (Because if I spent enough time with Gavin Free, I’m pretty sure I’d end up killing him anyway.)
While we’re here, let’s throw the Gents in:
Fuck Ryan, Marry Geoff, Kill Jack (I love Jack, I’d make it quick and painless.)